The folks behind Chuck Palahniuk's Snuff have released another (fake) movie trailer, this time for "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang."  Yup, apparently books get viral marketing now.  Personally, I still like to rely on good ol' word of ass to mouth.

^{WATCH THE TRAILER FOR HOMO ERECTUS AFTER THE JUMP} 

If you would’ve told me yesterday that there’d be a movie called Homo Erectus starring Gary Busey as a cavemen, and I’d be aggressively ambivalent towards it, I would’ve called you a liar.

Sir or Madame, I humbly and hypothetically apologize. 

The third trailer for The Incredible Hulk is currently playing before Speed Racer.  I’ve reposted it here since that's the only way anyone will see it  [Hold on a sec…yep, that’s a burn].

It looks about as exciting as the other trailers.  Moving on, if I were a superhero, I’d be The Incredible Sulk.  One minute, mild-mannered movie blogger.  Then from out of nowhere someone changes the channel on the TV and I throw THE MOTHER OF ALL HISSY FITS.  You wouldn’t like me when I’m angy. No one does. 

[Watch the Vicky Cristina Barcelona trailer after the jump] 

Woody Allen has a new movie coming out, and it's called Vicky Cristina Barcelona.  Based on the title, I think it's about Mexicans or something.  This will be Allen’s 41st film, and it stars Javier [pronounced “JAVE-yer” –Ed.] Bardem, Penelope Cruz, and Scarlett Johansson.

A painter enters a relationship with two American tourists. Conflict begins with the painter's jealous ex-girlfriend.

The trailer’s just a bunch of scenes cut together without dialogue and a Spanish song playing over it the whole time.  I'll tell you this though, something something hey look Penelope Cruz’ tits.

Variety today has a profile about Kazakh-director Timur Bekmambetov.  The 46-year-old has made three movies in Russia and most recently made his Hollywood debut with Wanted, the upcoming Bourne Identity/Matrix ripoff based on the concept of curveball bullets.

Guess what?  According to Variety he’s “the hottest new director to hit Hollywood in years.”  Meanwhile, I'm the sexiest movie blogger to ever hit his knee on the fucking coffee table.  AARGGH I’D RATHER PISS SHRAPNEL THAN THIS! *punches wall*  Ow, my hand!!

British actor Toby Jones, best known for playing the lead in that other Truman Capote film, has been cast as Karl Rove in Oliver Stone’s W.  Industry analysts believe Jones brings to the role the perfect combination of acting talent and looking like a creepy babytoucher.

Additional trivia: The near-simultaneous release of Infamous and Capote marked the first time in film history that two actors portraying a famous person were uglier than the person himself.